We always liked former Red Sox first whaleman Mo Vaughn, if just because of his always-refreshing honest about where he spent his spare time: strip clubs. (We'll just say reporters always knew where to find him when they needed a quote.)
1. Somehow Mo Vaughn just doesn't look right without women hanging off of him. We're not sure why.
2. We wouldn't think it possible that someone of Mo Vaughn's girth could going to double in size after retirement, but apparently it has happened. We hope this doesn't happen to David Ortiz.
Time To Party Up In Here [On The DL]