Do Not Let This Song In Your Skull

We've heard all kinds of pretty horrible team theme songs, starting with the Super Bowl Shuffle and heading all the way down to Bootsy Collins' "Fear The Tiger," the first-ever ode written for an NFL team for achieving the lofty goal of an early-season lead in the AFC North.

But nothing, nothing has ever been worse than the new tune in honor of the Seattle Seahawks, from Seattle's KJR 950-AM. It is set to the tune of "Sweet Home Alabama," it's called "Sweet Shaun Alexander" and you can listen, if you dare, right here. Or, if you're so so masochistic, you can check out the full lyrics after the jump.

A tidbit, though: "Now special teams has got the Josh Brown (woo-hoo-hoo)
And he s been known to kick a ball or two
Lord they always split the uprights
They pick me up when I'm feeling blue, yeah, how 'bout you?"

Enjoy.

"Sweet Shaun Alexander" [KJR-AM]

His wheels keep on turnin'
Carry him home to the endzone
Singin' songs about the big bear
We're in the playoffs once again, and I think we'll win.

Well I've heard Mike Holmgren thinks about him
When he needs to make a first down
Well I hope Mike Holmgren will remember
A Southern man will gain those yards anyhow.

(chorus)
Sweet Shaun Alexander.
Thirty-seven jersey blue.
Sweet Shaun Alexander.
Super Bowl we're going to, yeah. (with Alexander)
(chorus)

In Puget Sound, we love the Seahawks
Make all the noise we could do
Now other teams they do not bother me
The Washington Redskins ... Who?

(chorus)

Now special teams has got the Josh Brown (woo-hoo-hoo)
And he's been known to kick a ball or two
Lord they always split the uprights
They pick me up when I'm feeling blue, yeah, how 'bout you?

(chorus x 2)