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We hadn't seen any pictures of Axl Rose lately — we still imagine the former Guns 'N Roses frontman growing his fingernails long and collecting jars of his own urine, Aviator-style, while he watches Velvet Revolver videos and flicks a lamp on ... and off ... and on — but this more recent one struck canonical New York City blogger The Minor Fall, The Major Lift as pretty much precisely what would happen to Mark McGwire if he continued on his current rapid rate of deflation.

We won't give away TMFTML's best line, but we'll say that this picture has had us giggling all day. But hey. We're not here to talk about the past.

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