Well, OK, I guess I am. But she's admitting it, so it's okay.

I suppose it was only a matter of time before Anna Benson lent her name, credibility, and dignity to the world of online gambling. Anna has signed a deal to endorse "Golden Spirit Poker."

I've got nothing against online poker. I myself have played the occasional hand. But somehow, online poker rooms now seem kinda... sleazy. I didn't feel that way yesterday. But now that Anna Benson's involved... eh, no thank you. I don't feel like playing anymore. I think it takes someone truly remarkable to make online poker seem sleazy.

The woman frightens me, to be quite honest with you. If I had to choose a roommate, and my choices were Anna Benson and Ron Artest, then I'm about to become real acquainted with the artists on the TruWarier label.

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