Because I don't want this to ever happen again. In fact, I'm not even sure what is happening there. Calling it a cameltoe would be disrespectful to camels everywhere. Thanks (kinda) to the reader who sent in the pic. He made me look at it, and I'm making you look at it.

Forget about low ratings, judging controversies, banned substances... full-body lycra should be the #1 concern of organizers of the 2010 Winter Games in Vancouver. Not only is it unsightly, that can't even be healthy.

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