Things that are hysterical about The Smoking Gun report about a feud between Utah Jazz forward Carlos Boozer and Prince. (Yes, that Prince.)
• Carlos Boozer had Prince as a tenant. We still haven't quite gotten over this.
• Carlos Boozer is upset enough with Prince to sue him. Imagine Boozer's conversation with his lawyer. "Carlos, you understand ... we're suing Prince. You get this, yes?"
• Prince is serious about the whole purple thing. According to the suit, Boozer claims Prince broke the lease by "painting the exterior of the [house] with purple striping, 'prince' symbol and numbers 3121."
• Beauty Shop! Another section of the lawsuit: The plumbing and piping added in the downstairs bedroom "for water transfer for beauty salon chairs."
We're really not sure where to go with this story. Carlos Boozer renting out property to Prince. It's too early in the morning for this.
Extreme Makeover: Prince Edition [The Smoking Gun]