We want to make this clear: We have no problem, inherent, with Duke University, coach Mike Krzyzewski, the state of North Carolina, blue-colored demons or anyone who is not a dog but might still have the unfortunate nickname of "Duke."
But this moving picture, from Redonkulous Links, still cracks us up every time we look at it. For the record, we do not, in fact, believe that Coach K eats children. Though if he did, this is probably how he would do it.
Just to complete the anti-Dukeness, here's a look as to why J.J. Redick is so darned unpopular, in case you needed it in list form.
But enjoy the game(s) tonight. Billy Packer, Jim Nantz and Duke. Gonna be great.