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It's Opening Day, and that means it's time to play "What's Your Caption?"
• "Don't worry about your son. I used to run wild as a kid too, and you'll never believe what I ended up doing."
• Right behind them, Sammy Sosa hides, waiting for the coast to clear so he can get the hell out of here.
• Somewhere, Kanye West sighs. Maybe he'd been wrong about the man.
• "OK, Mr. President, take a deep breath ... now cough."
