As always, it's amazing what you can find on YouTube.

Today's pick: Concert footage from October 2004, featuring "rock" "band" Alter Bridge bringing current New York Yankee Johnny Damon — that still doesn't feel right, typing that — and Cincinnati Red Bronson Arroyo somehow looking uncomfortable trying to rock along with a Christian "rock" band. For a brief second, watching this, we thought it was possible that Scott Stapp could actually kick all these people's asses. And then we just realized everyone would just run away from each other.

Ah, 2004. We always have a feeling Bostonians will ultimately end up slightly more embarrassed of that team than they'd like to admit.

Alter Bridge With Red Sox [YouTube]