The thoughts of various individuals in this picture:

Steve Francis: So, uh, baby, listen, how old are you? Say again? Oh. Um ... (looking to his left and right ) ... OK ... your mom around anywhere?

Girl In Red Jacket: Oh my gosh, it's Patrick Ewing!

Tall Guy In Boston College Hat: Dude, Sully's gonna love this story during Golden Tee tonight.

Security Guard: God, I hate when the Knicks are in town.

Sunday, April 9th Vs. The Knicks [Going To The Celtics Game]

(UPDATE: More proof that we don't watch enough crap TV: Apparently the lady in green was on "American Idol." Amazing what you learn doing this job.)

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