• NBA: Cavaliers 97, Wizards 96. After a short break, LeBron resumes being LeBron.
• NHL: Carolina 3, Montreal 2. Rod Brind'Amour reinforces my theory that you can never ever have too many guys with apostrophes in their names.
• MLB: Nationals 8, Cardinals 3. Albert Pujols ties the major league record for HRs in April, which is infinitely more prestigious than the record for home runs in January.

As always, campers, it's good to be here with you. We'll be with you through... well, I'd like to say the first round, but that might take about 11 hours. We'll be doing mainly draft coverage today, but feel free to send anything you like, and we'll see if we can squeeze it in. mjd@deadspin.com.

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