What you missed while keeping it real ...
• NHL Playoffs: It's a team named after a crappy movie, whose mascot is better known for selling auto health insurance. But it is also a team in the Western Conference Finals after a 4-1 win over Colorado. Well played, Anaheim.
• MLB: Braves treat Willis like he owes them money, club Marlins 9-1.
• Auto racing: Buddy Rice crashes, again, during Indy practice. Hope he had insurance.