Do Not Call This Man Joey

It is good to see that everybody's favorite Happy Rainbow Unicorn Albert Belle is keeping himself busy in retirement.

Former major-league player Albert Belle was arrested Wednesday and accused of making harassing phone calls to his ex-girlfriend. ... In February, Belle was arrested and charged with felony stalking/harassment. Belle's former girlfriend had filed a complaint in January accusing him of stalking.

That's his mugshot, by the way. Belle, who is eight years younger than Julio Franco, should be arraigned right about now in Arizona. When he was arrested in February, a judge ordered him to stay away from the ex-girlfriend and be electronically monitored. Question: Would he be more offended if you called him "Joey," or "O.J.?"

Belle Faces Second Harassment Charge [Arizona Republic]