When You're Talking Sex, You're Talking Enron Field

On Sunday, the Houston Astros shutout the Texas Rangers 5-0 in Houston, securing a series win over their in-state rivals. To celebrate, a Houston policeman at the game decided to have sex with two women. Makes sense!

We can think of all kinds of horrible things a police officer could do to lose his or her job. This isn't striking us as one of them. There are no criminal charges at this time. We bet the guy ends up with a medal.

Fan Claims HPD Officer Had Sex With Two Women In Minute Maid Bathroom [KHOU] (with video!) (via The Red Reporter)