What you missed while trying to figure out if your child is the antichrist ...
• NHL Playoffs: Someone had better inform Edmonton that this is only a best-of-seven series. 'Canes go up 2-0 behind Ward.
• MLB: Carl Everett, of all people, homers in 11th to lead Mariners over Twins 11-10.
• Tennis: Rafael Nadal makes short work of Serbia-Montenegro's Novak Djokovicquit for 58th straight win on clay, gaining French Open semis.

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