Only a few hours left to grab your piece of history, as the Tom Cruise Bobble-Couches on e-Bay are going fast. We repeat, the Bobble-Couches are almost gone. Act soon! Imagine the pride you'll feel while displaying this fine item in your home. Or, present it as a gift to your girlfriend to express your love. Wait dear, don't be afraid! The Church of Scientology promotes the modern science of spiritual mental health!
For those who couldn't make it out to Lake Elsinore, Calif., on June 30, you missed Tom Cruise Day at the ballpark, which included the giveaway of Tom Cruise Bobble-Couches to several thousand lucky fans by the Lake Elsinore Storm of the California League. This of course commemorates the actor's couch-bouncing antics on the Oprah Winfrey Show, in which he frightened many children and pets while expressing his love for Katie Holmes. It all has absolutely nothing to do with baseball, which is always the best way to run a promotion, actually.
If you can't get one, don't sulk; you're still in time for the Brevard County Manatees' next promotion on Aug. 26 — Plunger Giveaway Night.