This photo, from Sports Illustrated's "College Football Summer Bonding" story, is rather obviously more gay than anything at the Gay Games in Chicago last week. This is how they bond: A slip-and-slide? Yeah ... in prison!

Every Day Should Be Saturday is having a caption contest for this picture. Our favorite is probably the crudest:

"Hey, you got semen in my offensive linemen!"
"No, you got offensive linemen in my semen!"

Caption Contest: Men Of Troy Get Wet [Every Day Should Be Saturday]
College Football Summer Bonding [Sports Illustrated]

(We apologize for this whole post. Particularly the quote from "Friends.")