Over the weekend, the NBA had its Rookie Photo Shot, which features various NBA pups posing in various manly poses, except for JJ Redick, who of course looks like he's auditioning for the Rock Chalk Dance Team.

There's a right way and a wrong way to pose for your rookie picture, and J.E. Skeets has your complete rundown. Remember, a fake brick wall background is ideal, and if you can somehow fit in a trampoline, you're golden.

How To Take The Perfect Rookie Portrait [The Basketball Jones]
NBA Rookie Gallery [NBA.com]

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