• Remember that Ben Roethlisberger country music video from a while back? Well, it's out, and it's terrifying. [Rust Records]
• So what IS the deal with this Malkin fellow? [TSN]
• Which NBA player are you? (We were Tony Parker, strangely.) [Rum And Monkey]
• It would be a grand irony if the "Game Of Shadows" reporters went to jail and Barry Bonds didn't. [San Francisco Chronicle]
Maxim's tribute to the sports mustache. [Maxim Online]
• Please give this soccer player's dog back. Please. [UK Guardian]
• Last chance to see our dopey heads on a panel. [92nd Street Y]