We know that often American celebrities will do advertisements in other countries — or their home countries — that they might not necessarily want to be seen doing here. But that doesn't change the bewilderment of seeing David Ortiz ... doing a boner commercial? Really? Can anybody translate?
(UPDATE: Here's a translation:
"There are some at-bats where one can't afford to fail, the same is true during the intimate moments. Take Elevex. Take it from me, David Ortiz (big wink) 'Big Papi.'
Announcer: Elevex. 36 hours of pure masculine sexual potency.")
(Thanks to Josh Q. Public for the link, by the way.)