Hall Of Fame Inductee: Clinton Portis

Presenting the next member of the inaugural class of the Deadspin Hall Of Fame ...

Clinton Portis. Final tally: 79.2 percent.

If Portis can stay healthy for a few more years, maybe sneak in a Super Bowl or two, he might have a chance at the actual Hall of Fame in Canton. Though we suspect he'd rather be here.

(Plaque by Jim Cooke.)