Kareem Takes A Large Dump On Someone Else's Lawn
This image was lost some time after publication. If you needed another reason that the late Wilt Chamberlain was countless times more interesting than all-time scoring champ Kareem Abdul-Jabbar, we bring you this gossip item from today's .
New neighbors of Kareem Abdul-Jabbar were crying foul yesterday after the NBA great apparently dumped a huge pile of trash - complete with a pair of old size-17 sneakers - in the front yard of a home next-door to his Harlem brownstone. The sneakers, a Los Angeles Lakers ID card and a front row ticket for last spring's NCAA basketball championship game were buried amid the pile of flattened boxes dumped in a neighbor's front yard.
You think that's good? We love the next line: "There was also a Dear Kareem postcard from a masseuse, a blow gun and an empty cardboard box for a martial arts kendo sword." Sweet, a kendo sword! Badass!
Wilt made the gossip pages for bedding so many women that the number needed scientific notation. Kareem makes them for dumping trash on a neighbor's lawn. Hey, you try to drag Walton and Lanier up and down the court for 48 minutes.
Curbing Kareem [New York Daily News]
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