• Unfortunately, this is what Maurice Clarett's trading card looks like now. [Ohio Department Of Rehabilitation And Correction]
• Etan Thomas fires back at right-wing Washington columnist who accused him of having a poor work ethic. Unfortunately, he doesn't do it through poetry. [Wizards Front Office]
• It's a Dolphins fan song, and it's oh-so-good. [Miami Sports Dudes]
• So, now that Joe Girardi's supposedly out in Florida, the Cubs are gonna grab him, right? RIGHT? [Foul Balls]