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    Johnny Damon, Grabbing Himself And Having Sex


    Johnny Damon beats off in centerfield. At least, I think that's what she's saying. And you know, she doesn't seem repulsed by the idea... not enough to follow Damon home and mess with his war veteran father, anyway.

    I don't imagine that the opposing centerfielder was all that happy about it, though.

    Yes Network Reporter Knowingly Refers To Johnny Damon's DNA, Hand [Media Bistro]


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