Well, here it is: Carl Monday being bum-rushed on "The Daily Show." The segment is as entertaining as we could have hoped — we love Jason Jones' Monday-esque intro — and, we hope, succeeds in finally crossing Carl over to an America that will never, ever be ready for him.

Congratulations, Carl. We're proud to have known you way back when. And to think all this started just because poor Mike Cooper happened to be wearing an Ohio State sweatshirt.

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(UPDATE: WKYC, Carl's station, has some extra footage. And it's pretty amazing.)