There Is Exactly One Detroit Tiger Whose Eyes Didn't Sting This Morning



And that would be Jason Grilli, the Detroit Tigers pitcher who at some point in his life probably earned a boy scout badge for being well-prepared. In the Tigers clubhouse celebration last night, Jason Grilli sported the goggles you see above, with battery-powered headlights and windshield wipers.

In 3 days, all of Michigan will have a pair of these [The Futon Report]