To Watch Tonight

What to watch as a drunken, ranting Dennis Green drives his car onto your front lawn, is ejected and falls asleep under your hedge ...
• MLB: National League Championship Series, New York Mets at St. Louis, Game 5. It's 2-2, it's raining ... let's call it a draw and resume in April. [Fox]
• NHL: Philadelphia at Buffalo. Finaly, Buffalo's time of the year to shine. [Versus]
• Soccer: UEFA Champions League, Arsenal at CSKA Moscow. No wankers, please. [ESPN Classic]