Get Away From Me, Marathoners!
This gentleman is Paul Kapellas, and he lives in Chicago.
He also ran in the Chicago Marathon last weekend — and unlike some people, he didn't fall on his head while crossing the finish line — and decided to decorate his uniform (what do you call marathon garb? A uniform? Nipple bleeders?) with Deadspin paraphernalia.
Kapellas says: "This was my fifth marathon and typically like to iron on something for the crowd to yell at me as I run by. So I chose this." The notion of people yelling "Carl Monday!" during a marathon is making us giggle a bit.
We'd like to say that Kapellas is an outstanding citizen of this little Deadspin collective enclave, but, frankly, we're rather disturbed that anyone around here has run in five marathons.
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