We'll confess, we don't watch that "Flavor Of Love" show on VH-1; we remember once having good thoughts about Flavor Flav, many years ago, and just seeing the highlights of the show makes us extremely uncomfortable, like we're watching Reagan in the last throes of Alzheimer's or something. (We bet Chuck D can't watch that show without throwing up.)
Anyway, if you're one of the people who does watch it, you might know a character named Deelishis (London Charles), who has shared several insane "encounters" with Flavor Flav. Well, according to some online reports, "Deelishis" has been gallivanting around with one other than our own Clinton Portis. Now, again, we don't really know this Deelishis enough to perhaps grasp the full significance of this pairing, so, fortunately, the guys at Kissing Suzy Kolber have it covered for us.
Oh and one more thing, [Clinton]... get your ass over to the Anacostia Neighborhood Health Clinic and tell them you're Dolemite Jenkins and you need some penicillin. I don't even want to think about the fucked up shit crawling all over Flava Flav.
Yeah, that was kind of what we figured.