Ghostriding. For those of you too white — unlike us; we're totally down, totally, totally, absolutely — to be familiar with the practice, ghostriding "involves the driver and/or passengers of any given vehicle exiting while it is still rolling and dancing beside it or on the hood or roof." We've never done this, but this sounds extremely fun.

Anyway, two A's fans, who appear to be even whiter than we are, decided to protest the A's impending move from Oakland to Fremont with some ghostriding. It's kind of grueling to watch, though we did enjoy that they referred to Fremont as "a parking lot with a mayor."