If you're hanging around the Meatpacking District of Manhattan tomorrow evening, we encourage you to drop by the 39th birthday extravaganza for former Red Sox and (gasp!) Met first baseman Mo Vaughn. (Oh, and the Angels: Don't forget, he ate up their clubhouse spread plenty too, and probably hit an Anaheim strip club or two along the line.)
We don't know if calling the enclosed RSVP number will be able to get you in to the shindig or not ... but it can't hurt to try! Mets fans, go thank Mo for all his years of valuable service; you'll even get to groove to, uh, Ted the Dillenger too!
Make sure you're of age, ladies. Or at least reasonably close, or able to smile your way past the bouncer.