When Will asked if I was interested in being a guest editor for a day, I said, yes, but only on one condition: I was allowed to do a post about RAD ... the Greatest. Movie. Ever. Unfortunately, for some of you at least, Will told me to go crazy and write whatever the hell I wanted too. Woops!

Now, I've mentioned this before, but I'll say it again: From the ages of 8-13 my life basically consisted of six things: (1) Kicking a soccer ball at a big red fence in my backyard, (2) Whipping a tennis ball off the hospital wall, (3) Throwing a football over the rhubarb patch in our backyard, (4) Playing Nintendo video games like Mario, Contra, Gyromite w/ the R.O.B., (5) Trading cards, and (6) Watching the movie RAD.

And honestly, that's it. I just really wanted to post a video of Bill Allen and Lori Loughlin slow-dancing on BMX bikes to Send Me An Angel on Deadspin. So... um, thanks, I guess.

And with this final nonsense, I'm done. Have a fantastic New Year's everyone, thanks for putting up with my Track & Field bubble-butt and elastic-burned nutsack today, and enjoy your real guest editor AJ Daulerio until The Man returns from Fair Winds.