What you missed while you were trying to nail your girlfriend on your parent's couch while watching Prime.
•College football: I wanna be a cowboy, baby. I can smell a pig from a mile away.
• NBA: Nowitski...goooood!
• College football: Rutgers caps off memorable season with win in bowl game that will never have the Dixie Chicks sing the national anthem.
• NHL: Let's go Flyers! Nen-nen-nenen-nen.