What you missed while weeding out the riff-raff on your MySpace page ...
• NBA: Chris Webber's Pistons debut spoiled by the offensive stylings of Utah's Mehmet Okur.
• Tennis: Sharapova Forever ... top women's seed has no problem advancing in Aussie Open second round. Thank you, HDTV!
• NHL: So all of a sudden the Red Wings are good? Detroit beats Nashville 5-3, which ghost of Elvis would have known had he not shot out screen of his ghost TV in first period.
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