The Dallas Cowboys blog just reported the news: Bill Parcells has retired as coach of the Cowboys.
"I am retiring from coaching football. I want to thank Jerry Jones and Stephen Jones for their tremendous support over the last four years. Also, the players, my coaching staff and others in the support group who have done so much to help. Dallas is a great city and the Cowboys are an integral part of it. I am hopeful that they are able to go forward from here.
"I am in good health and feel lucky to have been able to coach in the NFL for an extended period of time. I leave the game and the NFL with nothing but good feelings and gratitude to all the players, coaches and other people that have assisted me in that regard. "
While we'd never quite consider Parcells "in good health," we wish him well and beg him to stay retired. Because Terrell Owens will follow you around, man.
The last play of Bill Parcells' coaching career? Tony Romo. Yep. Good luck coming back to THAT next year, Tony.
Parcells Retires [The Rant]