Well, That's One Way To Scare Off Pat Summitt's Recruits

Our longtime enmity toward Tennessee coach Bruce Pearl was founded in adolescence and is probably going to stick with us til death, even if the guy ended up taking down a squadron of Al Qaeda operatives. Sometimes, you can't shake your past.

So instead of praising him for having a sense of humor about himself after he painted his chest for last night's Tennessee-Duke women's game — which is what we'd do with pretty much any other coach — we'd like to instead say, "Hee hee, look at his gut, what a tool." Forgive us.

Coach Goes Topless At Women's Game [The Sports Frog]
Bruce Pearl Coaches Crackheads. Yeah, Take THAT! [Deadspin]