The Right Way To Read Mel Kiper

A clever reader sends this in:

It's more fun to read Mel Kiper's Senior Bowl reviews as if Mel is a talent scout for the porn industry.

And you know what? He's exactly right. Here's some fun examples.

• Pitt QB Tyler Palko showed a long, sweeping motion,
• Michigan DB Leon Hall is smooth and displays good hands and hips, but is a little slow in transitioning.
• Virginia Tech safety Aaron Rouse looks a little stiff.... didn't play the deep ball well and didn't turn his hips.
• Fresno State WR Paul Williams looks very, very good. He shows good hands and quickness out of his cuts.
• Cal DL Brandon Mebane shows a good power rush. The hard-nosed kid has success pushing the pocket.
• LSU's Dwayne Bowe ...is smooth and explodes out of his breaks. Bowe displays great body positioning.
• USC center Ryan Kalil showed he can be a strong anchor. He did a good job in one-on-one drills

Fun!

Mel Kiper's Page [ESPN]