• Robert "Tractor" Traylor, doing himself and Michigan proud. [Detroit News]
• Jeff Weaver, off to the Mariners. Ah, Jeff, we barely knew ye. [Seattlest]
• Al Unser Jr., drunk awfully early in the morning. [ESPN]
• Terry Bradshaw is not dead, so you know. [KSLA]
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