We're going to approach this gingerly and with much caution ...
On Craig's List Los Angeles, a fan is looking for a date in the most frightening place.
I am a sports fanatic. I have a fantasy of being fingered with a large foam finger—preferably a Lakers foam finger but I'm flexible. If interested hit me up. 420 and nacho friendly....
Uh ... yikes. We're just gonna leave that use of "flexible" alone.
Sports Fan Looking For The Same ... [Craig's List]