• The Seattle Mariners have one pen. [Seattlest]
• Who are the five worst players in the NBA? [That's On Point]
• The Hawks broadcaster is less than impressed with Rafael Araujo. [Lion In Oil]
• Wait ... NOW Barry Zito's changing his entire throwing motion? [Goat Riders Of The Apocalypse]
• When fans attack broadcasters. [Yello w Chair Sports]
• Bill Cowher, heading CBS way. Maybe they'll have him glog. [Metroville]
• Probably time to ship off Zach Randolph. [The Fan's Attic]
• NASCAR has taken over ESPN. [Leave The Man Alone]
• The top MVP candidate is ... Shawn Marion? [Sportszilla]
• Ozzie Guillen is back, baby. [Foul Balls]
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