Via Sports by Brooks comes further proof that, although nature and common sense would seem to dictate otherwise, our nation's women are helpless before the visage of Berman. We sincerely believe that he can point at a woman any time he wishes — like James Earl Jones in Conan the Barbarian — and she would leap off of the cliff.

Had Berman been in this sports bar in person, he likely would have "hit it," as the kids say, although we strongly suspect that the zesty appetizer combo would have come in a very, very close second.

Wherefore Art Thou, Leather? [SportsbyBrooks]

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