West Virginia isn't likely to hear their name called during this evening's NCAA Selection Show, so to cushion the blow, I thought we could check in with former Mountaineer stars Mike Gansey and Patrick Beilein and see what they're up to these days.

As it turns out, they spend their time walking through dark gyms and having jumpshooting contests for five West Virginia Lottery scratch-off tickets, and getting served by referees who shoot from their chest. I guess the West Virginia lottery people couldn't afford Kevin Pittsnogle.

I sincerely hope this is the last West Virginia-themed post of the weekend.

WV Lottery - Pat Beilein and Mike Gansey [YouTube]