Among the worthless — but muscular! — heap of relics from the 1998 Mark McGwire-Sammy Sosa home run chase? The priceless Slammin' Sammy: The Sammy Sosa Story, an animated "feature" about Sammy Sosa and "how a hero became a legend."

We found it apropos, considering Sosa is looking like he might make the Rangers' roster. They've got all kinds of fun clips right here, including the revelation that Sosa grew up speaking English before forgetting it, of course. That'll happen.

Say It Ain't Sosa [The Greatest Blog In The World]