That's just gross. And I'm sorry, Sergio, the velocity at which the spit propelled from your now disgusting-to-me face does not excuse your filth.

It's unfortunate that you can't putt, Serge, but that's no reason to make everyone on the course behind you touch your dirty spit. Who knows where that guy's mouth has been?

SERGIO SPITS (or does he...hmmmmm?) [YouTube]