NBA ref Joey Crawford must've woken up this morning under the mistaken impression that Tim Duncan was Rasheed Wallace. Crawford gave Duncan one technical as Duncan questioned a call while sitting on the bench.
Minutes later, a call (and a bad one, I should note) went against Spurs forward Fabricio Oberto, and while Duncan and Robert Horry laughed about something (probably the call, but who knows?), Joey Crawford elected to give Duncan a second technical and eject him from the game. Horry found the whole thing hilarious.
This is Tim Duncan, the Stone Buddha himself, we're talking about. I don't know how old Joey Crawford is, but when you're at the point where you're giving guys technical fouls because you think they might be laughing at you... I don't know, it might be time to give it up.