Welcome Back, You Ole’ Bald Tubby

• We're pretty happy to have Rick Majerus back. [SI.com]
• Santa Clara broadcasters should watch what they say. [San Jose Mercury News]
• Coming soon: The definitive Mike Tyson documentary. [This Suit Is Not Black]
• Don't mess with soccer coaches and their dogs. [BBC News]
• Slate discovers sabermetrics! [Slate]
• Barry Bonds, unplugged. [Touching Base]