
The great folks at Post Secret — via Burnt Orange Nation — have dug up this little mailing, which features a sad, scorned lover of an Oklahoma football player lamenting the need for their union to remain a secret. Oklahoma last won a national championship in 2000, which theoretically narrows it down to this team.
Our fingers are crossed for Rocky Calmus.
Let Me Tell You A Secret: OU Sucks [Burnt Orange Nation]
2000 Oklahoma Sooners [SoonerSports]
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