• MLB. Yankees 9, Red Sox 5. Good news: Game 1 of the series, and we've already had 5 beanballs and 2 ejections.
• Arena Football. Desperados 59, Soul 56. Desperado has finally come to his senses, it appears.
• WNBA. Liberty 70, Lynx 60. Minnesota's 0-6, and I'm sure you know this, but that's the third-worst start in WNBA history.