• 7:00, TBS. MLB. Atlanta Braves @ Florida Marlins. You know what? I think Billy the Marlin is cute, and I won't apologize for it.
• 7:00, ESPNU. Soccer. FIFA U-20 World Cup. Argentina vs. Czech Republic. The long-anticipated rematch of their one match back when ... I don't know, they've probably played each other before, right?
• 7:30, ESPN. IndyCar Racing. SunTrust Indy Challenge. If they trust the sun so fucking much, why have this race at night?

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