To Watch Tonight

What to watch on orders from your parrot
• MLB: All-Star Game. My write-in campaign for Ryan Garko has failed. I may watch anyway. [Fox]
• Poker: World Series of Poker. Hey, these cards are marked! They're a mess. A chocolate mess! [ESPN]
• Cycling: Tour de France. Blood tests after every mile is a little much, in my opinion. [Versus]